guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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