why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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