how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
