Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
