He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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