Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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