hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sacagawea was the original milf.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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