you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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