Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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