Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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