who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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