Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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