we're blogging at a bar
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you will always have a special place in my vag
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Randomize
