it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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