oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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