My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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