But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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