Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
