Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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