Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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