I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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