My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
She announced her abortion via fbk
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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