Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
