I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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