i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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