Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I wish i was in the wii world.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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