woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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