8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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