as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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