talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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