you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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