Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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