Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I'm really busy with my period
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