I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I believe in your delicious
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
