ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
There's even glitter on my cock...
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