I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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