I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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