david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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