you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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