I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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