I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I was not drunk enough for that final.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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