I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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