waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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