Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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