i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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