So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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