I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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