wrigley field is MILF paradise
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
im holly from the hills drunk
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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