I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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