In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm bleeding and have questions
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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