i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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