I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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